Emailed to me by a friend (a freaking USC grad) - good enough for Thursday afternoon laughs... Q:What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs? A: Drool. Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A: A full set of teeth. Q: How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room? A: Grease her hips and push. Q: How do you get an Ole Miss graduate off your porch? A: Pay him for the pizza. Q: How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup Q:Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q:What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life? A: His freshman year. Q: How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a sophomore course. Q: Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco? A: Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner. :cuss: Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? A: You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week
Q:What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life? A: His freshman year. :lol: :lol: :lol:
