Kerry stated that he would fight a more sensitive war on terrorism. I guess he doesn't want to hurt their feelings by killing them.
Ringgggg Osama: Hallo Kerry: Hey, Osama, it's President Kerry. OBL: Yo, John, what's up? JK: Look, O, I appreciate your not causing any crap before the election, but that car bombing in London yesterday was a little over the top. OBL: C'mon John, I promised not to bomb Americans but that damn Blair is still in office. JK: I hear you bro, but now the people are going to expect me to make some kind of statement coming down on Al Qaida and I really don't like pissing you guys off. But, you're forcing my hand. OBL: All right. All right. I'll get my buds in Iraq to take the blame for it. JK: Cool. In my inauguration speech I promised to work with you guys toward peace but the Republicans aren't buying it. You need to cool it for a while. OBL: I'll try man but my people still think of you guys as infidels and I haven't been able to contact everyone already over there. Hell, must be a million of em by now . And that's not even counting the ones in Canada. If Muhammed ****ta hadn't called me the other day, the Golden Gate Bridge would be gone by now. JK: C'mon O, quit joking around. I'm serious. OBL: I'm not joking you worthless pig. If you want to remain popular you better treat me with respect. JK: OK, sorry man. Sorry. Calm down. OBL. Look, I gotta go. I just found out about a dude in Chicago that's fixin to take out the Navy Pier. I'll see if I can stop him. JK: Awww Mannnnn?
"We will strike swiftly when we are attacked" When?? You mean Kerry isn't going to try and stop the attacks before they happen?
The next thing you know our soldiers will have to read the terrorists their rights before shooting them. You have the right to remain dead. You have the right to a Sunni or Shiite ayatollah. If you cannot afford an ayatollah one will be appointed for you.
