Should we Fight a More Sensitive War on Terrorism?

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Should we fight a more sensitive war on terrorism?

  1. Yes

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    13.8%
  2. No

    25 vote(s)
    86.2%
  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Kerry stated that he would fight a more sensitive war on terrorism. I guess he doesn't want to hurt their feelings by killing them.
     
  2. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    Ringgggg

    Osama: Hallo
    Kerry: Hey, Osama, it's President Kerry.
    OBL: Yo, John, what's up?
    JK: Look, O, I appreciate your not causing any crap before the election, but that car bombing in London yesterday was a little over the top.
    OBL: C'mon John, I promised not to bomb Americans but that damn Blair is still in office.
    JK: I hear you bro, but now the people are going to expect me to make some kind of statement coming down on Al Qaida and I really don't like pissing you guys off. But, you're forcing my hand.
    OBL: All right. All right. I'll get my buds in Iraq to take the blame for it.
    JK: Cool. In my inauguration speech I promised to work with you guys toward peace but the Republicans aren't buying it. You need to cool it for a while.
    OBL: I'll try man but my people still think of you guys as infidels and I haven't been able to contact everyone already over there. Hell, must be a million of em by now . And that's not even counting the ones in Canada. If Muhammed ****ta hadn't called me the other day, the Golden Gate Bridge would be gone by now.
    JK: C'mon O, quit joking around. I'm serious.
    OBL: I'm not joking you worthless pig. If you want to remain popular you better treat me with respect.
    JK: OK, sorry man. Sorry. Calm down.
    OBL. Look, I gotta go. I just found out about a dude in Chicago that's fixin to take out the Navy Pier. I'll see if I can stop him.
    JK: Awww Mannnnn?
     
  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Somebody voted yes already????? Must be SmaxMonkey.
     
  4. TwistedTiger

    TwistedTiger Founding Member

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    Thats my opinion on the subject, but I'm a real sensitive Tiger.
     
  5. Vincent4Heisman

    Vincent4Heisman Freshman

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    "We will strike swiftly when we are attacked"


    When?? You mean Kerry isn't going to try and stop the attacks before they happen?
     
  6. Mr. Peabody

    Mr. Peabody Founding Member

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    You have a link on that? I want to use it, but would like to back it up if need be. :grin:
     
  7. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    Mr. Peabody Founding Member

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    Thanks, I will start using it right away. :lol:
     
  9. tygertail

    tygertail Founding Member

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    Only if you paint the bomb pink
     
  10. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    The next thing you know our soldiers will have to read the terrorists their rights before shooting them.

    You have the right to remain dead. You have the right to a Sunni or Shiite ayatollah. If you cannot afford an ayatollah one will be appointed for you.
     

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