Priceless if this one shows up on TV or the big screen

Or...

"Your Beaver must be large to handle our big D"

Stick it to the beavers!

Shread the Beavers!

Beavers: Suck at Football and Smell!

Beavers? By the smell of you, I could have sworn you were the fish!

Don't be a fool, wrap the tool when your pounding some Beavers!

"Guys like to f*ck Beavers! And they like it back! Yay!"

Our tailgate food theme will be --

Tuna - it's not just for breakfast any more.

We'll have tuna fish sandwiches, tuna melts, tuna surprise, etc.

Now, let's go LICK SOME BEAVERS!!!

Bust those Beavers

Buff those Beavers, maybe if we were playing powder puff football.

Nick, don't you think you were a little too rough on the Beaver last night?

SHAVE THOSE BEAVERS!!