Oh don't worry, we would bring those

Hookups or amenities?

Yes

I’ll bring my 1-iron and leave you’re corpse in the swamp for the alligators and buzzards Likely they won’t touch you

There will be none of that. This is for a good time and fun only

You probably don't even have a 1 iron. If you do, you couldn't hit the side of a barn with it.

Got a room at the Sleep Inn in Berwick for $52.00 a night. Had pretty good reviews and looks like it's really close to the course.

I don't "camp" anywhere since I graduated from the Boy Scouts.

A $52 hotel is camping with air conditioning and cable. You are just as likely to encounter some kind of critters as you are in the woods.