Signs That The Apocalypse is Near

Maths Teacher Convicted Of Assault For Squirting Ex-Girlfriend With Water Pistol

http://news.yahoo.com/maths-teacher-convicted-of-assault-for-squirting-101251278.html

 

math never had an s when i was in school.

 

You didn't go to school when they had Common Core.

 

You must not have gone to school in England or the Commonwealth.

 

my moms would never take me.

 

FIFY

 

There is a new social media app. It's called Rumbler. Works sort of like Tinder but it's for people who are looking for somebody to get into a fight with. Not sure if I spelled it right. I heard about it on the radio.

 

Kansas man kills 7 year old son, feeds body to pigs

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/11/30/cops-kansas-man-fed-son-to-pigs.html?ref=yfp

 

ok that dude is now asshole/dirtbag/f#$kstick of the year

 

In 2015 so far more people have been killed while taking selfies that were killed by sharks