Some Gumps are OK, I guess

FIFY

 

Simply tell them that college football is for children who go to school, and that adults follow the National Football League. How bout dem Falcons, Gump?

 

Their mother was a hamster and their father smelled of elderberries.

 

All you have to do to prove that is to listen to the callers on the Paul Finebaum Show. He is the Jerry Springer of sports talk radio.
Harvey Updyke was a regular caller