1. A tiger woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He
    went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is
    mightiest of all jungle animals?"

    The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty tiger!"

    "Later, the tiger confronts a wildebeast and fiercely bellows,
    "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

    The terrified wildebeast stammers, "Oh great tiger, you are by far
    the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

    On a roll now, the tiger swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
    "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

    Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the tiger with his
    trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the
    tiger feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The
    elephant then stomped on the tiger until it looked like a corn
    tortilla and then ambled away.

    The tiger let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and
    hollered after the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know
    the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off!"
  2. And elephants are scared by mice. Even little hosecats kill mice.
  3. Somebody is a drunk . . .

    and he's posting nonsensical fairy tales on my message board.
  4. Just remember little elephant.........

    we're going to get #3 on Nov 16, so you can tell all the fairytales your little elephant heart desires.:p
  5. hosecats? Y'all will be found out long before then! :)
  6. Been hitting the single malt again? Congrats on BB.