A tiger woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty tiger!" "Later, the tiger confronts a wildebeast and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?" The terrified wildebeast stammers, "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!" On a roll now, the tiger swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?" Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the tiger with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the tiger feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the tiger until it looked like a corn tortilla and then ambled away. The tiger let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off!"