Any true Valley girl would've said, "Like, oh my God, gag me with a spoon. Bama is, like, grody to the max."
...maybe in the nineties, love. Sadly, I have no idea what they would say these days. The kids' language has left me behind. LOL
Try the nineties. Working with kids daily, I know exactly what they'd say today, "Bama has that swag, but when LSU beats them down, they are gonna go cray-cray. Shut the FRONT door."
I have no clue what parallel you're thinking you're drawing in your "retort" but it doesn't matter, really. I'm no fan of neither USC nor Bama but can step back to recognize that what those two programs have accomplished over the history of CFB is tenfold what our program has. Regardless, I wouldn't trade with either. There's a reason we're such big underdogs at home. If you can't see that it tells me something about your objectivity- in regard to football, anyway. Further, if you think Miles' PC's can hold a candle to Saban's, I'm not sure what to say here.
