Here's one I like.

Odds a fan throws a _____ on the field:
flare 15/1
slightly deflated football: 19/1
dildo: 45/1
dead falcon: 300/1

What if the football is not deflated. May just go with dildo.

Debo wrecking shit already. Matt Ryan needs to avoid a turnover here.

Nice run. Falcons clearly more talented. Pats advantage is they've been there every other year. That's why I took the Falcons.

Alex mack the Atl center is playing with a broken fibula.

Brady has never scored a point in the first quarter in his previous 6 super bowls. This may make it 7 if the minute plus burns out.

Joe buck should mention it soon enough.

Debo with the fumble recovery.

Deion Jones is fucking balling. But wasn't good enough to become a full time starter until his senior season? Wtf?

Welter was too good man.

Freeman looking like the lead for mvp thus far. Debo 2nd

Feels like the commercials are being kind of Trolly