"T" IS FOR TIGERBAIT POEM

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by Unregistered, Dec 10, 2001.

  1. Unregistered

    Unregistered Guest

    "T" IS FOR TIGERBAIT

    CARS FULL OF ORANGE PEOPLE,
    HEADING EAST TO ATLANTA.
    FULL OF "T" TEAM SPIRIT,
    DREAMING OF ROSES AND SANTA.

    HAVING FINALLY BEAT FLORIDA,
    TWISTED THE TAIL OF THE GATOR.
    THEY WERE HEADED TO CALIFORNIA,
    BETTER NOW THAN MUCH LATER!

    BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW,
    OR MIGHT EVEN SUSPECT.
    THAT THE ORANGE EXPRESS,
    WAS HEADING FOR A WRECK.

    YOU SEE A TIGER CAN BE DANGEROUS,
    MOST PEOPLE WOULD AGREE.
    BUT EVEN MORE DEADLY,
    WHEN IT'S FOR THE S.E.C.!

    SO EVEN WITH SOME CHEAP SHOTS,
    HITTING QB'S OUT OF BOUNDS,
    YOU COULD SEE THEM TREMBLING,
    HEARING TIGER GROWLING SOUNDS!

    SO WE SENT IN A NEW TIGER,
    A YOUNG STRONG KID NAMED MAUCK!
    WHEN HE RAN THE DRAW FOR A TD,
    THE VOL'S BEGAN TO SQUAWK!

    THE SQUAWKING GOT QUIETER,
    KNEE KNOCKING GOT WORSE,
    IT REALLY GOT PITIFUL,
    WHEN THEY PUT "SMOKEY" IN THE HEARSE!

    SOON THE GAME WAS OVER,
    TILL NEXT YEAR THEY WILL WAIT.
    BUT IF YOU CUP YOUR EAR TO THE WIND,
    YOU CAN STILL HEAR "TIGERBAIT"!!!

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  2. CreoleGumbo

    CreoleGumbo Founding Member

    AMEN AMEN
     
  3. Unregistered

    Unregistered Guest

    thats real good.
     
  4. Ed~

    Ed~ Founding Member

    Now this is a keeper!

    Ed
     
  5. tigerman7024

    tigerman7024 Founding Member

    Kudos to unregistered

    Great poem, tell us who you are so we can dole out appropiate "props".:D:D :cool:
     

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