A few gems from his September 2007 article in Texas Fish and Game.

describing a 1967 rock festival....
"What I witnessed was a premeditated orchestration of intentional abandonment of accountability, morality, and a work ethic that had made this country the greatest. Why do ya think they call it dope ?"

on drugs and musicians...
"I told Hendrix he was gonna die. I told Keith Moon he was gonna die. I told Bon Scott he was gonna die. I told John Belushi he was gonna die. To them, I was the out-of-touch one. After all, I carried a gun and killed Bambi with sharp sticks."

on his critics...
"Maybe not all my critics are dope-infested hippies, but I assure you that they all stand shoulder-to-shoulder at the church of denial with them. Tell me who you run with, and I will tell you what you are. I hang with hunters and NRA members. God bless America."