I think "soccer" is the most "perverted" form of "football" in the known universe. If mothers let their sons play this "sport" (and I use the term "very" loosely) ie: "Arena" football, and "Canadian" football", they will grow up to be "liberals", smoke marlboro reds, and become closet "Euros". God forbid if they let their "daughters" play this abomination, in such cases, these young ladies will of course follow the pattern of their "male" counterparts, but in addition, will no doubt "refuse" to shave their armpits or legs. I say "abandon" this curse in our beloved land! Let the "God" of true football come forth and flourish amongst us. Remember the words of Vince Lombardi and play the game like it was "meant" to be played! On the "gridiron"...and "frozen tundra"! Away...foul demon Euro spawn!!! sorry...got on a roll there..:hihi: