The 2017 LSU Baseball Season

This is why you aren't allowed in here. You must stand humble before the baseball gods you moron.

 

Yeah, it's hard to hate TCU. Would have to manufacture reasons. Hating Florida comes naturally. Would be sweet to beat the gay reptiles in back to back 10-0 drubbings but it's not realistic to expect it.

 

Doesn't Florida have the better pitching depth? Gimme TCU. Phuck them Gators.

 

Hail the beach ball!!

 

Yea, but I would have a hell of lot more satisfaction beating UF.

 

The Frogs have seen Lange, but not at nearly his best.

 

My friend, there is enough built-in satisfaction to winning a National Championship that it doesn't matter if it's Port Barre we beat.

 

Maybe if he said 10,000 Hail Babe Ruths and 5000 each Hail Mickey Mantles and Hail Willie Mays. And performed an act of contrition by burning all his softball gear.

 

When you get hit with a softball, it can crush BOTH of your nuts, baw.

 

I say this holding my nose, but let's go gators, get this fucking thing.

I want them with all the want ever. They are gonna burn their ace tonight and offensively, they are the lesser evil to face. Guarantees an SEC champ, but he'll with all that. I just wanna fuck Florida.