The "A-hole" Fan He is the guy that gives your team a bad name. He's the reason that, when your walking into an opposing team's stadium to enjoy a Saturday of College Football, you and your daughter have to suffer an onslot of verbage that would make a sailor blush He's the guy that you have fantasies of throwing off the upper deck. He's the guy that doesn't know when enough is enough (alcohol and language). He's the guy who's IQ is lower than his shoe size. And he's the guy that was sitting behind me at the Cotton Bowl. After listening to a constant onslot of comments about Chris Simms, his playing abilities, his lineage, his sexual prefrences and his choice in clothes, I had to make a comment of my own. The script read something like this: The Guy: "Simms sucks *&^%, you suck Simms, and you probably ^%$& BEVO!!" (this made after Simms just threw his second TD pass) The Guy: "Simms is such an *&^#*%$!! You Suck Simms!!!" (this comment made several times while LSU Offense was on the field)?? Me: "For someone who sucks, he seems to have no problem shredding our secondary. Seems to me your assessment of Simms sucks." Pause while The Guy trys to process the big words.... The Guy:"Yea, well you probably suck &^$% too." Proof that you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent. We all know The Guy, some of you may be The Guy, but one thing is for sure... Unfortunately we as fans get judged by The Guy and I for one would like to go on record as saying that I hope that all of "The Guys" out there would just stay at home and tell it to the dog, he at least will love you for it no matter what.