We didn't really punt much when we were playing decently this season. We actually killed it on time of possession; however, we couldn't score.

Unless menopause sets in.

Absolutely. That needs to be fixed. It's imperative.

Wager?

Call Mr Goodwrench

Never bet money on LSU. Never.

I'll do it for 1/4 of the money, and you can fire me if I fail. Plus I keep Cam and Chief. Be awesome to see headcoach in booth with beer in hand.

Wives?

Damn, just damn.

I'd take you up on that if we were Mormons. I'll call your 2 wives and raise you 4