Gotta be a schilling or two

I still apologize.

Not CFB, but meet Murray St.'s interim AD:
https://golfweek.com/2018/07/21/murray-state-coach-velvet-milkman-to-serve-as-interim-ad/

I've never even heard of the school. How did you find this guy? Oops. nevermind. just noticed you saw on twitter.

How about Velvet Jones

or the Dead Milkmen
http://www.deadmilkmen.com/

More familiar: https://www.last.fm/music/The+Dead+Milkmen/_/Bitchin%27+Camaro

That’s a F’d up video, by the way.

I couldn't find the one of Eddie Murphy on SNL.

Abram's son...
https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/8/27/17785792/general-booty-texas-qb-recruit-2021