Did you say butt pirates are sexier. So you gots a thing for gayj mccarron.

Gayj...of all the homosexual nicknames I made up for him (and it was a lot of them) I can't believe I didn't think of that one.

Feel free. There's still time on the clock. At this rate he will be returning for his senior season. It was the only one I came up with. Besides crying game the finale I suppose. That one was late.

No, butt pirates are not sexy, BUT pirates are...