Chris (please God make him shut up) Collingsworth

Chris (where the hell did roy williams come from) Simms

Phil (excuse me I AM TALKING) Simms

Phil "Phat" Fulmer

Phil Donahue

Dr. (I owe all of this to Oprah) Phil.

Phil (I didn't whack da ho) Spector

Phil Collins

Joan (plastic surgery) Collins

Joan Jett