So here's one I found while lurking on a Bammer site... "A LSU fan walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a LSU jersey and helmet, and festooned with LSU pom-poms. The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!” The LSU fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can watch the football game!” After securing a promise that the dog will behave, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The big game begins with the LSU receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if LSU scores a touchdown?” The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 3 years.” That's about the right timeframe, huh? :lol:
haha, pretty good one. what do a maggot and an alabama fan have in common? they can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years. and my favorite.. The median IQ in Tuscaloosa doubles every Saturday in the fall when Alabama has an away football game.
He had a stroke when JJ threw a 75 yd TD pass and a heart attack and died when it was caught by Randle. He was resuscitated when the final score went final though. :geaux:
