Slaughter dear lord is so lost on defense. But this ump killed any chance we had the first inning. Fontenot was getting squeezed from jump. Coomes is just as lost on first.
The reason Slaughter is lost is because his head is buried so far up his ass. He leads the country in mental mistakes.
Is there a rally vulture in Corvallis? Can we sneak some 1997 bats into the game? Or some 1997 players?