I read a story recently where an aged Nebraska Cornhusker fan had his lucky hat stolen from him when he attended the Nebraska vs. Penn State game 2 weeks ago at Happy Valley, PA. The aged gentleman had worn the same hat for over 30 years to ball games. Well, his son posted on a Penn State message board about this unfortunate episode and in response the hat was returned by an annonymous Penn State fan who obviously saw the error of his ways. In a similar vein, I would like to make a plea for the return of the property of one of our own, Mr. TuWho? The time and date: approximately 2AM in the mid- 1990's. The place: a darkened bar in the Faubourg Marigny. The theft: a green XXL Speedo swimtrunk. The occasion: A celebration of Tulane's last Metro Conference Cannonball Competition. I know it has been several years now, but would the gentleman who stole TuWho?'s speedo please return it? The last description of the thief, was a burly white man with a handlebar moustache, wearing leather chaps and a leather vest...and nothing else. Please return this to TuWho?...no questions asked. Thank you. Let's do for TuWho? what the Penn State fans did for the elderly Cornhusker fan.