You seem to know a lot about masturbation sores and you seem to have a large supply of lube. Not getting any lately?
Nope, it wasn't me. If you go off listening to a lunatic like @Bayou Tiger You are going to have many a story to tell
Yeah, okay. Just use the lube and do what the doctors tell you. By that I mean keep your little pecker in your pants when you are around others and when you want to play with the little fella go to your room, get your five gallon bucket of lube out and pump some into your hand before loving yourself. K? Thanks.
Oh don't worry about him, he has 2 busted up cougars he likes to post pictures of. One of them probably works at Waffle House, we will call her Waffle House Wendy, and then the other one, I'm thinking she is probably the old Madame at Baby Dolls, she can't perform anymore because people don't tip old chicks with visible bullet wounds on their ass cheeks. Madame Marie we will call her. So old timer with cheese thinks he is hot shit because can pay for 2 old busted up, leathery, raisin titty women.
