1. ... from the man with the temerity to suggest that Syria and Crimea were Obama's fault.
  2. Obama did in fact aim and take action to reduce the US footprint abroad.

    He gave good speeches, but didn't actually do anything other than leave a vacuum.
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  3. He should have been a vacuum cleaner salesman.
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  4. Was that all he said?

    It's North Korea's 11th missile test this year and comes amid increasing frustration from Trump about the lack of progress in curbing Pyongyang's nuclear and ballistic missile programs.

    Soon after the launch, but before North Korea announced its unprecedented height, the US President responded on Twitter.

    "North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?" he asked, referring to Kim.
    "Hard to believe that South Korea and Japan will put up with this much longer. Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea and end this nonsense once and for all!"

    Cherry-picking. A time honored profession amongst fruit flies.
  5. Or I live in the wrong state.
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  6. It would be cruel irony if you moved in Colorado and got a job where you had to get tested for pot.
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  7. As long as I know when and how the test is done I can pass it. Randoms though, but tougher.
  8. Do you have a shaved head? Hair tests are the norm now. At least from what I have seen.
  9. There are ways to beat hair tests too, bit more complicated though. Urine tests though, just slip in a substitute.
  10. Piss tests always more popular. A lot cheaper.