The Stand-Up Comedy Thread

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by BigWee_TEAMKATT, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    batty and i really like us some ron white:

    [MEDIA]http://youtube.com/watch?v=hm0NgrTrCyU[/MEDIA]

    I had the right to remain silent ................but i didnt have the ability. :lol::lol:
     
  2. lsubatgirl04

    lsubatgirl04 Cupcake Thief

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    you caught the tater tirk!
     
  3. LuvinLes

    LuvinLes Founding Member

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    the spouse is itchin' to get arrested just to use that line.....that along w/ his Get out of Jail Free card he stole form the Monopoly game centuries ago...

    AHHH....I love Ron White....

    "I was Drunk in PuB...LICK"
     
  4. lsubatgirl04

    lsubatgirl04 Cupcake Thief

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    Video it when the deal goes down. I want to see it!
     
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  5. orlandotiger

    orlandotiger GEAUX TIGERS!

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    Ron White has to be one of my favorites!

    And on my way to Miami this afternoon I heard on the radio that he has a show here tonight! DANG IT!!! I wish I would have known before!

    The whole bit about the plane crash is priceless also...

    How far do you think we can make it on one engine

    All the way to the scene of the accident...bet we beat the EMS by 15 minutes

    (of course not exact it has been years since I have seen it!)
     
  6. LSUtiger327

    LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

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    "no that's ok...you can j**k off the dog....he already follows me around enough as it is."
     
  7. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    how far will the lone engine take us? all the way to the scene of the crash. i bet we beat the paramedics by a half hour. :lol::lol:


    :hihi::hihi:
     
  8. LSUtiger327

    LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

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    ron white has absolutely the best delivery in the business right now. i may have already said that in this thread (deja vu).

    i also like when his wheel falls off his vehicle.

    "it fell off, it fell off, it fell the f*** off!!"
     
  9. orlandotiger

    orlandotiger GEAUX TIGERS!

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    THanks I knew I was close just couldn't get it exactly right! But that is sum funny stuff!


    :hihi:
     
  10. Crip*TEAM KATT

    Crip*TEAM KATT As Wild As We Wanna Be

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    Ok I gotta say I am alittle disappointed that it took 3 pages for Rodney to get mentioned by red! Thats ashame!

    Here are my 4 favs!!!

    The Raging Cajun John Morgan: (saw him at the Funny Bone damn near pissed myself)

    [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx2bxma7XP0[/MEDIA]

    Jim Breuer: (Where is that echo coming from)

    [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWm0cqasMwE[/MEDIA]


    Lewis Black:

    [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BRZoXjOmI[/MEDIA]

    Bob Saget: (Danny Tanner was not Gay)

    [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Yiw6rndY0[/MEDIA]
     

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