I'll take Ramah's lack of response about being Sojon as the answer "Yes, I am Sojon." And with that I say, darn I'm good at spotting fakers.
Ahhh!!! It is so nice to see the resident douchebag back in full stride. I was getting worried that you wouldn't return after making all those apocalyptic predictions about Miles dragging the program down. The infamous blue marlin, oh how I lusted after such a prize for my abode. I searched high and low at every flea market from Delaware to Jackson but could not find such a gem. I came close in Hurricane Mills TN but someone bought the last one at Loretta Lynn's Kitchen. Oh Fortuna, why do you play with me such. I am really happy to hear that you caught a REAL blue marlin. Was it before or after you were water skiing behind two sea turtles. I guess your next mission is to go after the stingray that killed Steve Irwin.
A GUMP ... A CHUMP ... A RUMP ... AND A LUMP ALL ON THE SAME FORUM Reminds me of that movie ... the one in the insane asylum with Michael Keaton and the three other nutz that lose their Shrink on the baseball outing ... I WILL HOLD BACK THE WATERS ... THE DREAM TEAM