It's also been called Deaf Valley because of the noise. I suppose that's not PC anymore, but Hearing Impaired Valley doesn't have that ring.
I have a NIKE shirt I just bought that just says DEATH VALLEY in big gold letters, so that has to be its true name. NIKE said so! :geaux:
Talk the talk and walk the walk There is only one team in America worthy to call themselves TIGERS ~L~S~U~ ... The rest of you tigers are thinking inside the box ... wake up The stadium is Tiger Stadium The playing field is Death Valley and the lowest point The sign "Death Valley" awaits those who look up for redemption and God's help as they cast their eyes upward (usually during or after a tremendous azz beating). They get nothing from the bloodthirsty howling mob ... and GOD himself is said to be a real Tiger ... an LSU Tiger :wink:
When Tubby Tuberville died God was showing him around Heaven. When they came to a rundown shotgun house with peeling paint and the roof in need of repair with a dinky little Auburn flag hanging limply from a flagpole God turned to Tubby and said "Tubby, this is your house. You're lucky. Most people don't even get a house when they first get here." Tubby looked up on a hill and saw a magnificent mansion with a gold driveway and purple and gold trim everywhere and a bunch of large LSU flags waving in the breeze. Tubby told God "I don't mean to sound ungrateful but how come Nick Saban gets such a better house than me?" God told him "Thats not Nick Saban's house. Thats my house."
