He's the cousin that only visits twice a year. Says he is coming over to check the hurricane straps, but yunno...

aren't they all related, anyway?

Badda bing

Same difference.

Sounds like you have TMI.

https://www.seccountry.com/auburn/auburn-superfan-goes-on-epic-rant-on-paul-finebaum-show

Here is Tammy's rant

Damn.