drink a beer for me.
chances of me getting there before noon are slightly less than zero

Well, he is a world-famous chick magnet, only slightly less irresistable than tirk.

It's all in the wrist.

It was really great getting to meet all you fans.......ALL 5 of you that STOPPED by!!

And none of which were the ones looking for a place to tailgate.

All in all I would say the WVU fans where like screwing a ugly chick...ya you showed up but we aint gonna go bragging about it!

you mean this isnt you (on the left)? my bad.