Top 10 Stupid Quotes of All Time

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  1. sos

    sos Founding Member

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    10. "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
    - Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

    9. KY Announcer "And with only a few ticks of the clock remaining, the Wildcats are going to pull off the upset against LSU."

    8. Mark May "USC would beat LSU by 21 points."

    7. Trev Alberts too many to list here

    6. Al Gore "I invented the internet"

    5. Mariah Carey "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

    4. The Associated Press: "This Sooner squad may be the best College Football team ever".

    3. Brooke Shields, "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

    2. Mayor Marion Barry, Washington DC- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

    1. Peter Carroll "I think we just won a national championship"
     
  2. TennesseeTiger

    TennesseeTiger Founding Member

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    I read somewhere that #5 is not true.
     
  3. phatcat

    phatcat Founding Member

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    Neither is number 6
     
  4. TennesseeTiger

    TennesseeTiger Founding Member

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    Really? Well, it's still fun to imagine him saying something so stupid!
     
  5. DDTigerFan

    DDTigerFan Back from the Dead

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    Best Quote of All Time:
    "USC saying they are national champs, is like Al Gore saying he is the President." - Mark Emmert
     
  6. Ectopic Tiger

    Ectopic Tiger Founding Member

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    Yeah, you're right. He said, " I took the initiative in creating the internet."
     
  7. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    The Associated Press: "This Sooner squad may be the best College Football team ever".
     
  8. sos

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    Damn! I missed that one - Top 10 revised, although I didn't rank that one higher because I don't want to take away any credibility from the win. Imagine if K State hadn't beat OU - they'd be calling the LSU victory a "freak accident".

    Who cares? I can't wait to see the trophy!
     

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