Top Ten Rejected Valentine card slogans

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  1. Ellis Hugh

    Ellis Hugh Space Wrangler

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    Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Cards

    10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
    But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

    9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

    8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
    In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

    7. This feels so good, it feels so right
    I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

    6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
    Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

    5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
    But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

    4. Through all the things that came to pass
    Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass.

    3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
    I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

    2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
    So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

    1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
    You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
     
  2. tail-gator

    tail-gator Freshman

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    Those are funny, need to post them up on the football board or something so others can see them. I know, it not the place, but shucks. some people don't know how to scroll down. Happy V day to all you.:rolleyes:
     
  3. Ellis Hugh

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    Good point. Considering that today is V-day, I will copy it over.
     

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