Tosh is at it again

http://tosh.cc.com/video-clips/6jvjtb/extended---unauthorized-biography-of-nick-saban---uncensored

NSFW

Or kids

 

Omg, it's safe for work in Louisiana. That was gold.

 

If you want to feel smart, sexy, and special then surround yourself with thousands of toothless townies in Tuscaloosa.


LOL ROTFLMAO and whatever shit else.

 

he picked Donte Culpepper over Drew Brees and Drew Brees won a Superbowl....hehe

 

That bit about Zach Thomas got me curious so I googled it and found this hilarious article.

http://deadspin.com/im-a-grown-ass-man-how-miami-trolled-the-hell-out-o-1723879297

I would have loved to have seen every second of his stay in Miami behind the scenes. The little Hitler had no control so he had to go somewhere the people would let them ass rape them with a bear Bryant figurine while giving him a reach around. The reason he was still "unfulfilled" at LSU while here is because we don't put coaches on fucking pedestals like he wanted to be.

 

because hes a pussy.


i remember posting that zach thomas/saban story many years ago and how he almost got his ass whipped. one of my few sources told me that and i believed him but its good to see it verified. who was the semi-black DE/OL. jason taylor. there was a story about him and saban as well. none respected him because he ran it like a prison camp.

hes got an asshole daddy, football is too fast and hes a pos. the end.

 

Yep Jason Taylor, did you see the deadspin article where it says Matt Roth and Channing Crowder got him a stripper? And Keith Traylor kept calling him Nick just to piss him off. Omg that shit is great.

 

thanks Dad

 

no i posted an actual story then. with names. big difference.

 

never heard any of that. i never thought to look up saban on tmz or deadspin. shoulda done that long ago.