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Tua eats hot dogs and hamburgers with a fork and knife

Where is the "dislike" button?

Tua has a 1 night stand and calls her the next day.

Tua doesn't give reach-arounds

IF Tua eats pussy, (big if..) it's with a bib and napkins...

Tua's mom is also his sister.

Tua comes to a BYOB party with wine coolers

Tua plays "football" with a round ball. (sorry Europe)...

Tua enjoys a good romantic comedy