Discussion in 'Free Speech Alley' started by TNT, Jun 14, 2003.
Read this and weep for the poor little one!!
Read what and weep? That link must be to "Harvey the Rabbit"!
Sorry TuWho.....I tried to link but...
...as Suzie Tiger sez: "I always do my best but sometimes it just does not work out!" LOL
How do you link on this dastardly board of your you "porno paperback" wannabe!!:cuss:
Defend who in a trial? Scott Peterson? Charles Manson? Osama Bin Laden? Of course if you are a lawyer it wouldn't matter as long as your client could pay.
Two alligators were talking one day and the small alligator asked the big one "How come you're so much bigger than me? We're the same age and we grew up together. The big alligator asked the small one what he had been eating. "The same thing that you eat - lawyers" "Where do you catch them" asked the big alligator. "Same place where you catch yours, at that big law firm at the edge of the swamp" replied the small alligator. "Well" said the big alligator, "How do you catch them?" The small alligator said "I crawl up under a BMW and wait for a lawyer to open his car door and then I grab him, shake the shit out of him and eat him." "There's your problem" said the big alligator "Everybody knows that if you shake the shit out of a lawyer there is nothing left but a mouth and a briefcase."
A very bright engineer died and reported to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter told him "I can't find your file, you must be in the wrong place" So the engineer reported to Hell. Finding the conditions in Hell much to his disliking and being a very enterprising fellow he used his talents to make a lot of improvements and soon Hell had air conditioning, cold water drinking fountains and even flush toilets. God called the Devil one day and asked him how things were going in Hell. "Just great" replied Satan. "That engineer you sent here has given us air conditioning, ice water and a lot more great stuff" "An engineer in Hell? There must be a mistake" said God to the Devil "Send him back to Heaven right away" Satan replied "No way, we love the changes he has made down here." God said "If you don't send him back immediately I'll sue you!" Satan smirked and said "Yeah, right just where do you think you're going to get a lawyer."