Two Problems solved at once!

Discussion in 'Free Speech Alley' started by MiketheTiger69, May 17, 2004.

  1. MiketheTiger69

    MiketheTiger69 Founding Member

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    Let's get all the Illegal Mexicans to join the Mexican Army and send them to Iraq with the promise that if they survive they will be granted American citizenship or if they are killed their wives (or husbands) and children will be granted American citizenship. Let the Mexican Army be responsible for all the duties now done by our Army and Marines. Of course we'll foot the bill as we are doing now but the Iraqi's will have the hated Americans out and we won't be losing any more of our troops. We'll also be solving the illegal Mexican immigration problem because they will be getting killed or becoming American citizens.

    Also, as an added benefit, the sweat shops employing them will be forced to hire out of work Americans and thus reducing the out of work labor force. What do you think?
     
  2. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Well, . . . the problem is that the Iraqis would kick their ass. Have the Mexicans ever won a war? :hihi:
     
  3. lsugrad00

    lsugrad00 Founding Member

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    Hey Mike are you French?? :D :D :D :D

    American's fight thier own wars we don't need others to do it for us!!!
    :usaflagwa :usaflagwa :usaflagwa :usaflagwa
     
  4. MiketheTiger69

    MiketheTiger69 Founding Member

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    Hey Red! I thought you and I agreed on things! Does one not recognize sarcasm when one sees it? Sheesh!

    And yes lsuGrad, I've quite a bit of Cajun in me.
     
  5. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    Ummm...I believe Red responded to your obvious sarcasm with sarcasm of his own. And you are calling people stupid?
     
  6. MiketheTiger69

    MiketheTiger69 Founding Member

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    I fail to see the sarcasm in a statement of fact. But then I am not as enlightened as you nor can I interpret such deep hidden meanings in simple statements.
     
  7. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    It's a burden I must bear.
     
  8. lsugrad00

    lsugrad00 Founding Member

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    Mike, Just in case... That was meant as a dig at the French in France. Not at those with Cajun French heritage.
     
  9. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Sarcastic? Damn. I was trying to be cynical! :rofl:
     
  10. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Q: How many gears does a Mexican tank have?

    A: One forward and four reverse, of course. Mexicans use French tanks.
     

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