Video: Sam Montgomery Arrested by Asshole Cop

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  1. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    This is exactly what you do, 10 and 2 at all times look straight ahead don't move until ordered to do so. Don't start looking for your id and registration and insurance unless you want to get drawn on.
     
  2. StaceyO

    StaceyO Football Turns Me On

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    In my younger days, the protocol on a traffic stop was to extract your driver's license from your bra in front of the state trooper and then flirt with him. Worked like a charm in Mississippi one time in '96.

    In my 40's, I may be past the boob and flirt methodology.
     
  3. VampMuse

    VampMuse Veteran Member

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    Granted I have not been pulled over often, but every single time I have I have went into my glovebox and gotten the registration and proof of insurance. Never had a gun drawn on me. I'm also only 5'10" out of shape and I'm white.
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    I always roll down the window and put both hands on the mirror. Been pulled over about 10 or so times over the last 5 or 6 years and this method has gotten me out of all but 1 ticket. That was in a speed trap town where no one gets away with it.
     
  5. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Oooh I like that one, I'll use it next time.
     
  6. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Dude if you watch the cop in the mirror you can almost see him relax once he can see your hands. It totally takes them out of "WTF is this clown going to try and do to me" changes their whole attitude instantly.
     
  7. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    That's good stuff man, thanks for sharing.
     
  8. Noth1ngfaced

    Noth1ngfaced Veteran Member

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    I'd really like you to elaborate here.

    Since when does a lousy arrest ruin someone's career?
     
  9. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    Or you could just get out and run like they do on the TV show. That always breaks the tension.
     
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  10. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    Maybe by shooting him in the spine?
     

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