Vincent...Heisman?

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  1. TigerEducated

    TigerEducated Founding Member

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    I hate to say this...but any list that even SNIFFS around pissing on the name of Brock Berlin as a "player with a shot at being a finalist" is just not to be respected...
     
  2. tigrman

    tigrman Founding Member

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    Bitch slapping two Heisman winners in two years?

    Priceless!:D
     
  3. ramah

    ramah Founding Member

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    The Ode to Frankenstein will need Company ...

    Ode to the Bathhouse Boy (The Final Toot)

    Ode to Frankenstein (The Final Bugle)

    BULLSEYE WHITE, he put up a helluva fight, but alas, he had not the gas to go.
    He tried, yes he tried, with all his might, but it ended up as a Tiger Dee sheaux.
    That po’ Heisman Lad, the best OU ever had, was flushed by the Very Best Dee.
    And the people now know, Marquise Hill stole the show, from sea to shining sea.
    With a game on the line, BULLSEYE WHITE took the snap, o what did he ever do.
    He hobbled quickly left, cuz’ Hill was through on the right, all night long for LSU.
    BULLSEYE WHITE had no time, couldn’t throw on a dime, he never had a prayer.
    His ducks missed their mark, Webster lurked like a shark and 1 INT he did snare.
    Trailing late in the game with all time running out, BULLSEYE led one last charge.
    He hobbled left, Hill was through on the right when he saw his receiver at large.
    He cocked back to throw to let the ball fly, alas the crowd heard the Loud Crack.
    To BULLSEYE’S despair, Lionel Turner was there, BULLSEYE sat flat on his back.
    Another sack on the day, he cried on his last play, what more could BULLSEYE do.
    He messed with THE BEST and he died like the rest who faced the great Dee LSU.
     

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