We come to chew gum n make Saban Beg America for two ass whippings from the LSU Tigers

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  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    A Tale of Retribution
    by Ramah

    Tigerforums Chillrens one and all
    Minger retires after this Final Fall
    Tiga nation on edge all wanna see
    Shorty da man set da chained free

    Birth of that genius Shorty da man
    He can’t beat Alabama, no one can
    Give him the choice he gonna Pass
    Back off that line, CEH up your ass

    When teams gets this talent loaded
    DC’s Brains are gonna be imploded
    Tryin’ to stop Gridiron routs in Fall
    After Shorty makes the Perfect Call

    Touchdowns will Light up that sky
    Tuscaloosa scoreboards sittin high
    Shorty’s just lettin those passes fly
    Saban yell at Pete Golding and sigh

    Joe Burrow’s Heisman, all can see
    Tua Tagovailoa hobblin’ in misery
    The First Quarter comes to an end
    Ten zip Tigers, LSU’s in command

    Much ado Tigers AP Number One
    It’ll be settled before a setting sun
    Second Quarter roarin Saban fury
    Tiger Dee holdin’ is Nicky’s worry

    Ten Three Tigers a field goal made
    Gumptard Elephant noises played
    Joe gets a chance and two minutes
    Pushing that Tide Dee to its Limits

    Joe working hard time running low
    Ja’Marr Chase deals the death blow
    The Bandwagon’s loaded all can see
    Shorty the man set the Chained free

    Evil Dwarf down seventeen to three
    Tide feeling his locker room Misery
    Tigers Chained the last Eight Years
    A Tide Comeback a sum of all fears

    A Tiger locker room still and quiet
    Joe n Shorty plan the 2nd half riot
    Their gameplan is to hit Overdrive
    No Tide playas leave T-Town alive

    Drives ending as Bama hopes fade
    Tua benched as his ankle’s played
    80,000 Alabama Heads are down
    Saban donnin a permanent frown

    LSU roaring to end Quarter three
    Thirty-one to three is Tide misery
    Heisman Joe Bootie Fingers Four
    Tigers are ready to slam that door

    A desperate Tide scores to get ten
    They playin elephant noises again
    But it’s all over n America can see
    No path for a Little Nicky Victory

    Saban screamin Oh what a Show
    An LSU 50 yard FG a death blow
    Bammers score a sixteenth point
    Going for two just blows the joint

    Thirty-four Eighteen giving Hope
    The fierce LSU Dee just says nope
    Thirty-four sixteen’s now da score
    Joe Bootie lookin to close da door

    Touchdown LSU no elephant play
    LSU Tigers have just won the Day
    Forty-one sixteen fans they adore
    Heisman Joe Bootie that’s fo sure

    Three minutes left fo Bama Pride
    Saban screams they going off side
    Tiny Tua comes in da Tiger Jungle
    LSU Dee sacks him what a Bungle

    Ball is down on Bama thirty-three
    CEH up the gut for five then three
    Third and two, Tigers run it again
    Bama’s Pride stops em what a Sin

    Fourth and a foot on twenty-three
    Cade York trots out to seal victory
    One swing of a foot it’s forty-four
    Time runs out and the Tigers roar

    Forty-four sixteen, O what a game
    Same score to bring Clemson fame
    Joe’s doin a Smoker cigars are out
    Cheerleaders kissing him all about

    Presser lappin’ up everything LSU
    Saban doesn’t know what to Spew
    Saban starts to say real weird stuff
    The Press are killers n call his bluff

    “Poor Tua” Saban goes to campaign
    Tua deserves the playoff not a stain
    He fought on this day courageously
    He must have a chance, can’t u see

    Tua today was playin at 60 per cent
    In another month he’ll pay the rent
    In 2 more months he beats up LSU
    Give us a chance it’s just right to do

    Press ain’t buyin’ they on to Oeaux
    His sly Cajun smile steals the show
    He takes a page outta Victory Dabo
    Only one way up one way to Geaux

    Oeaux gives all da praise to his staff
    He’s got tons ready n makes em laff
    Praising the Minger n Joe Brady too
    And Dave Aranda’s Day at Bama zoo

    Oeaux went funny bout Bama jungle
    Tider Elephant noises n Tider Bungle
    He said there’s no place like the SEC
    That’s where Football’s Best you see

    He put a hand on top Joe’s shoulder
    Told them all dat he ain’t see bolder
    He told them all of a great American
    He told his tale about Joey Heisman

    The press gobbled up every last drop
    Asked Oeaux about his playoffs stop
    Ole Miss Arkansas and TAMU await
    This is the SEC and they’re Tiger Bait

    We gonna take em one game at a time
    Our Goals in front n’ we hit our prime
    Ole Miss’ gonna set their Oxford Trap
    We comin there hungry, we won’t fap

    Two games at home finish our season
    Arkansas and TAMU our only Reason
    Perhaps then we can earn Atlanta Trip
    N hang it on da Gators button their lip

    We will enjoy the win for just one day
    Then we’ll get ready for Ole Miss play
    There’s one more thing that I’ll tell U
    There’s no better time to come to LSU
    Geaux Tigers
     
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  2. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Great stuff. We need to assess a fee for members to have access to this stuff.
     
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  3. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

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    The check's in the mail.
     
  4. XXL TideFan

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    Waaaayyy too much free time on your hands.
     
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  5. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    You’re off the hook ...

    You Tiders are so Pathetic...

    Keep your fucking buck and buy chewing gum to watch LSU stomp the elephant shit outta u
     
  6. XXL TideFan

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    I’d rather send you the dollar. However, it’s not over and should Bama come back I will want mine.
     
  7. XXL TideFan

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    Congratulations. PM me your address
     
  8. RamahRising

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    Keep your dollar ... You ain’t getting my address

    Write Ramah won 46-41 on a dollar and send me a pic
     
  9. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    My name and address is:

    Iwanna Killtrump
    1600 Pennsylvania Ave
    Washington DC
    37188
     
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  10. LSUTiga

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    Lmao
     

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