I used to have one but the cord wouldn't reach as far as the back tires on my full sized pickup.

Bodacious profit margins

That money isn’t reported. Elephant dung profits must be tidy.

and in the "honeymoon suite" behind the trailer too

Breaking Bad...

I've been trying to tell you. Stop and get TAF coordinated. Bring in some help from the folks with TUFF. Look to Tuscaloosa and the REC if you need guidelines. Then, stop spending money on billboards and start buying players.

But hell, I shouldn't have to tell you this. Saban was at LSU...he undoubtedly paid for some parents there as well. Just bring out the old binders (not a lot of luck with new binders lately, ya know?)

I bet a lot more do today than 10 years ago. I wonder how UT fans feel buying a Benz from Saban's Nashville dealership. Probably pretty normal...it's something else he can hold over their heads for 12 years.

Waaaay more profit than Tiger droppings.