The Barn really sucks.

Make mine Jack, please. Kids are out. I need to be near shitfaced by kickoff so I can just fall asleep by the end of the 1st Q when things get out of hand in Tempe.

However, I can be there in an hour with Tecate.

Messican beer? Watchu talkin bout, boy? I don't do beer. Jack, rocks.....but add the rocks after the Jack.

Vandy! I'd love for this game to stay close through the 4th.

Do TTech and TCU just forget about defense when they play each other? 56-53 in 2012, 82-17 last year and 55-52 today. That has to be some kind of record.

and orange chicken. Your loss.

Oregon= Anal bleeding. Some may require stitches. Da Utes

Condoms...laying the wood on zoni st. 35-0 at the half

Damn their is a starving village in Africa that could use the book ends.