I saw something about the rules of life in another thread, and given the great humorous nature of most here I wanted to start this thing and then laugh, 'cause y'all make me. :thumb: I saw these years ago: 1) Never play cards with a man named "Doc". 2) Never eat at a place called "Mom's". 3) Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. Just researched it and these are attributed to US novelist Nelson Algren. A friend had three others: 1) I'm always looking for a job. 2) Everything I own is for sale. 3) Let me speak to my lawyer first. Yours?