What are your rules of life?

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  1. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    Doesn't really belong here but here goes anyway:

    TOP TEN COUNTRY MUSIC SONG TITLES

    10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

    8. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

    And the Number One Country & Western song is...

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
     
    HatcherTiger, Mar 12, 2010
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  2. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    Don't drink the water.

    Fish phuck in it.
     
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  3. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    We can't leave out that David Allen Coe classic: Cum Stains on My Pillow Where She Used to Lay Her Head .
     
    SabanFan, Mar 12, 2010
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  4. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    I saw him at the old "Hee Haw" in "Hannuhson".
     
    HatcherTiger, Mar 12, 2010
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  5. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Oh and

    The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but it is just as hard to mow.
     
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  6. Tiger15

    Tiger15 Veteran Member

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    1.) Dont listen to my friend when it comes to girls! He is 20 and as long as she is hot and at least 15 he is down.....

    2.) Take what the doctors say as a grain of salt.

    3.) Live life with no regrets.
     
    Tiger15, Mar 12, 2010
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  7. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    ah, one i learned from a hippie named Colin in the Macullough dorms at USL.

    The best bud is a shared one.
     
    LaSalleAve, Mar 12, 2010
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  8. StaceyO

    StaceyO Football Turns Me On

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    A pearl of wisdom from my dad:

    Never go out with a guy whose butt is wider than his shoulders, for that is a lazy man...
     
    StaceyO, Mar 12, 2010
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  9. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Thank God for broad shoulders and a barrel chest. I can get fat without looking like a Perrier bottle.
     
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  10. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    :hihi:
     
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