Excellent! I had a horrible student one year who was being sought for throwing a homemade bomb at a police car. The cops knew who one of the suspects was, but could only say that the second suspect was "an unidentified, pear-shaped young man." My team knew immediately who to lead the police to! I mean, how many 8th grade boys are pear-shaped? Hmmm?
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
i dunno. i guess i have noticed that if you are nice poeple they are nice to you, which makes life a bit easier. also i should mention that women are awesome and the goal of life appears to be to land the sexiest one possible.
Hmm.. 1) It's better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. 2) Never tell a woman she has too many shoes.
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