What are your rules of life?

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  1. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    I get mine done in airports.
     
  2. Crip*TEAM KATT

    Crip*TEAM KATT As Wild As We Wanna Be

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    I had to have mine shined every day for 3 years...well not shoes but boots
     
  3. LSUtiger327

    LSUtiger327 Pow right in da kissa

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    maybe it's a "just during the school day kind of thing??

    i'll get out of crisis mode now as well as stop hijacking.
     
  4. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    You'd love the new army. Roughout leather combat boots and patent leather dress shoes.
     
  5. LSUsupaFan

    LSUsupaFan Founding Member

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    If I'm gonna spend seven dollars on something in an airport it is damned sure going to be beer.

    That isn't a bad life rule.
     
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  6. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    My Gran's favorite:

    you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. or something like that. Did i just George Bush that one?

    Fool me once, shame on, you can't, can't get fooled again type thing?
     
  7. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    $7 shoe shines should come with a beer. So should $7 airport hot dogs.
     
  8. LEGACY TIGER

    LEGACY TIGER Defy Yourself

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    If you are going to try to do something, try to do it right the first time. That is unless it is something your wife asks you to do. Make sure you mess it up, that way she will never ask you again.
     
  9. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    which reminds me of the most important rule of them all.


    hookers dont accept flowers as payment.​
     
  10. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Thats a damn fine rule. Since we are going down that road lets not forget that strippers like to wear glitter. That crap gets all over you and then it never comes off. It is easier to get toothpaste back into a tube. Good luck trying to get that sh!t off of your forehead before you walk in the front door.:eek:
     

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