What are your rules of life?

I get mine done in airports.

 

I had to have mine shined every day for 3 years...well not shoes but boots

 

maybe it's a "just during the school day kind of thing??

i'll get out of crisis mode now as well as stop hijacking.

 

If I'm gonna spend seven dollars on something in an airport it is damned sure going to be beer.

That isn't a bad life rule.

 

My Gran's favorite:

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. or something like that. Did i just George Bush that one?

Fool me once, shame on, you can't, can't get fooled again type thing?

 

If you are going to try to do something, try to do it right the first time. That is unless it is something your wife asks you to do. Make sure you mess it up, that way she will never ask you again.

 

which reminds me of the most important rule of them all.


hookers dont accept flowers as payment.​

 

Thats a damn fine rule. Since we are going down that road lets not forget that strippers like to wear glitter. That crap gets all over you and then it never comes off. It is easier to get toothpaste back into a tube. Good luck trying to get that sh!t off of your forehead before you walk in the front door.