or baked or fried...

Sometimes I use anecdotes as a kind way to educate the masses. I am forever selfless.

And humble.

Is this an Auburn reference by some chance.

The egg has a shitty life... it gets laid once, it gets fried once, and the only thing to ever sit on its face was its mother. Think if I was one of those white chickens i'd walk over to the wheelbarrow and end it all.

nope

Now, see this would've made the 45-minute discussion interesting.

Or gotten you or a classmate sent to counseling or home on a suspension...

It was at college--so maybe just a trip to Vice Chancellor Moore's office.

The only problem with parking a "barrow" full o' herb in front of Miles is that he might eat it. That won't help his creativity.