What is the rapture talk about??

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Bud Lee, May 20, 2011.

  1. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    Oh...it's possible.
     
  2. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    saying this puts me in a position where i must prove i do not fear humiliation. so i will note that everything lsusooner has said had been shockingly stupid.
     
  3. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    dont worry amigo, god so loved the world that he had his only son killed like 2 thousand years ago, which means you are in the clear somehow. i know it is nonsense, but trust me, your sins were forgiven or something, before you were even did them, alls you have to do is worship a magic sorcerer or perhaps the son of the sorcerer, who himself is also a sorcerer, but maybe not as powerful, i dunno. anyways, you are gonna be ok if you worship these guys, they absolutely adore being worshipped
     
  4. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    then put away your bible

    even the language used by christians is so absurd. "immaculate" conception. implies that sex is dirty and immoral and mary is so clean because she isnt getting any. sex isnt dirty or immoral. but the church says that it is, so they make their myth involve a virgin, lest the precious magical baby be a product of a dirty sex act. this is how they instill guilt in folks and manipulate them with morality nonsense.
     
  5. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    i wasnt making any point except for that i do not fear humiliation as red had implied.

    fair point, this is the roudtable, i should keep it in the FSA.

    yeah, i know, that is what is so vexing. most of you are not stupid, you shouldnt believe this stuff.

    thanks, i like those too.
     
  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    I'd make that about 75%.
     
  7. Bud Lee

    Bud Lee Call me buttercup

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    meh...prolly 89.53221%

    Hell, the only ones I know that don't is Lasalle and Martin.
     
  8. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    red, istleltlts, gumborue i think, definitely a few others i forgot. and lots more that never say anything as is a needless thing to mention, if you just want to have a chat with your homies and hate arguing.
     
  9. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

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    mlu maybe? i think?
     
  10. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    what about singletons, the church doesnt want him to get any, god hates it when single folks party.

    and the idea that we should be having sex every day to create large families is plenty ludicrous as well. we would all end up like that creepy duggan family with 19 kids on tv. (btw one of the oldest daughters is kinda sexy)

    not me i was a precious little baby that hadnt sinned at all. "immaculate martin" they called me.
     

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