What is the rapture talk about??

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Bud Lee, May 20, 2011.

  1. kluke

    kluke Founding Member

    As an FYI, and making no judgment either way about it; let me point out that there are a number of people that say they have had near death experiences and that the experience was not about religion or Christian belief. As a matter of fact I know many people who describe themselves as spiritual but don’t consider themselves Christians. The spiritualists do however consider themselves people of faith.

    I know it’s axiomatic, but some on the board tend to lump them all together in generalized statements. Kind of like faith profiling if you will.
     
  2. martin

    martin Banned Forever



    yes, they are called women. in fact 100% of strippers will make this claim. i have discussed this before.


    "i am not into organized religion, but i am a very spiritual person." - every girl with poor self esteem
     
  3. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    the good news is if true, then everyones going to heaven. no one ever sees a black light.

    a doctor may tell you its a hallucination. no telling what our brains release in order to cope with the agony of death. might be an awesome psychedelic trip.

    plus doesnt everyone say when your numbers up thats it. nothing you can do. does god lose track of inventory or something. or maybe its someone eligible to get in that he doesnt really like and just isnt ready to have to see their ass every day and pulls the plug. or in this case, puts the plug back in.
     
  4. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james


    and their goal in life (after their currently 10 yr college career and 6 total hours) is to open their own animal shelter.
     
  5. martin

    martin Banned Forever

    you already told us you have magical powers, it is pretty well established
     
  6. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    just cant help yourself.
     
  7. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    Bullchit,

    Can't pick a trifecta to save her ass..
     
  8. martin

    martin Banned Forever

    thats too bad. as of now i can remember at least 3 of her magical powers:

    • supernatural rainy day parking space acquisition
    • little league pitcher/batter manipulation via spellcasting
    • unborn male sibling awareness, perhaps via telepathy with fetus
     
  9. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    I thought they went to college to work on their MRS.
     
  10. kluke

    kluke Founding Member


    That has not been my experience. I guess the women I hang out with, lawyers, Corporate VPs, IT developers, owners of their own small business and other women like that, have a better opinion of themselves than the strippers that work you for money.
     

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