..... I keep thinking that the corndog thing is suppose to represent something other than corndogs. Other wise I am at a loss. Just plain dumb. I could go for a good corndog for lunch.
It's the smell of frying, not corn dogs though. More like; fries, hush puppies, and shrimp. All they fry IS corndogs, that's why they can only associate the frying smell with them. We fry good stuff like catfish nuggets and crawfish. When you look at like that you kinda feel sorry for the poor bastards.
Hmmm.....now instead of lighting up a coon turd after every Auburn win maybe I'll eat me a big 'ol CORN DOG !! I did lov'em anyway! (They can't compare to boudin & cracklins though.....I have to say that I would much rather smell like boudin & cracklins) :geaux:
The Real Truth For Auburn Fans It is time for Auburn fans to be honest with themselves. If a person ever hopes to get better he has to confront his problem, and stop denying it. As Auburn fans must come to grips with the fact that they cheer for Choker U. - Auburn University football, will always be somewhere between mediocrity, and championship. Somewhere in no man’s land resides AU's football team. AU is, for the most part, a step above Ole Miss, which resides squarely in the land of mediocrity, and have accepted their fate, for the most part. AU is much better than Vandy, who can play with anyone for three and a half quarters, and then find a way to lose. Mississippi State may take AU down every once in a while but by and large they beat them more than they do us. Auburn seems to be able to pull defeat from the jaws of victory, and national recognition, faster than anyone. Only Auburn can dominate an undefeated Florida team one week, and then get dominated themselves, by an unranked Arkansas team the next. Nobody does this better than Auburn. Only Auburn can come off an inspiring victory in Athens Georgia one week, and be on the brink of driving Bama into the depts. of Football hell the next, just to get drilled on our home turf, in a most humiliating manner. Only Auburn could be ONE last fourth down away from a season making win over Georgia, (twice in a 6 year period), and still allow a last gasp, up-for-grabs pass to go for the win. Only Auburn could also do this against LSU, in a game dominated by Auburn all night long. Only Auburn could lead a good Tennessee team, in an actual SEC championship game, by 23-7 late in the game only to find a way to blow it. Only Auburn can come into a bowl game, like they did in 1983, ranked #3, and see #2 and #1 lose, only to be leapfrogged, because they did not put the ball in the end zone all night. AU wins the game, but not a championship. Only Auburn can start the season in 1984 and 2003 with what was probably the greatest assembly of talent an Auburn team has ever seen, or ever will see, and promptly lose the first two games. No, you see, Auburn resides in a land of its own making. You see, Auburn is able, from time to time, to just see, just smell and just taste that Championship they so desire. They have come close enough, that it feels like their Championship is just around the corner. It is just that AU can NEVER turn that corner. Auburn is usually a good team, a step above mediocre, and have moments of greatness. Auburn has had some of the best talent ever to grace a football field. However Auburn does one thing better than any other football team in America. Auburn chokes, when the promise land is just in view Auburn finds a way to choke on it. GEAUX TIGERS!!!
They even have a link to a webpage from one of the barner boards advertisisng this crap. http://www.cafeshops.com/corndogs
If I was a corndog, I'd eat myself. Pour some mustard over my corndog shaped body and...(never mind).
Haven't seen LSU do too much lately either. I'll give you the 2001 Sugar Bowl, but otherwise you're in the same boat as us. This weekends game will be huge. War Eagle!
