Well...I have some people looking for me so I have to be careful what I post...but you posted a parade pic so I'll do the same...

:hihi::hihi::hihi:

I am actually afraid to ask why are people looking for you?

I can’t really go into it…let’s just say there was a small misunderstanding at a poker table last time I visited a small country west of China.

It can still get back on track...

Every Saturday, I wake up, and my girlfriend gently places a Bear Bryant hat on her beautiful blonde head. She bends over and I bang her from behind, and then starts getting ready for game day...

I start playing this: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWRbb_wEftY&feature=related]Alabama Pregame video (The Tradition) - YouTube[/ame]
whilst wearing the Bear Bryant hat...

I put on my Bama gear, fix a whiskey drink, and turn on game day...

I cook, drink, and watch football all day long, and go out on the town in celebration of the dominating performance at night...

ROLL MOTHER ****ING TIDE! It's been working for me all season, and I don't see that changing Saturday!

So what I gather here is that you wish you could phuck Bear Bryant.

And what I gather here, is that you are 12.

I'm sorry little fella, did I hit a nerve or did you just realize you have a deep seeded homo fantasy about bear bryant?