I had a top 50 national rank in the 100 yard butterfly in high school. It was top 50 of all 15-18 year olds except for 18 year olds in college who were classified in a different division. Worldwide it was still probably a top 1,000 time.

Let's go with drinking beer

Could you beat Andre the Giant?

Damn sure give him a run for the money

I'm just a wealth of useless information.